Sidewalk Symposium: What’s the strangest holiday present you’ve ever received? By Matthew Brink - December 4, 2012 32 0 What’s the strangest holiday present you’ve ever received? Tell us your answer in the comments! Photography by Matthew Brink. “I received a can of Spam from my grandma for Christmas.” “I got a life-sized cutout of Taylor Lautner from my Grandma… I didn’t ask for it, either.” “One time I got my best friend a diamond necklace–she gave me a box of boxes.” “When I was 16 my cousins bought me the Bob the Builder video game. “My aunt gave me a pink poodle bobblehead. Its giant white eyes bobbled at me creepily for days before i finally hid it under my bed.” “A few months into my first big relationship, my grandma gave me a tower of lace panties–all assorted colors and styles. “I got a Spongebob Squarepants Crock Pot. There was money under the lid, but I thought the pot was all I was getting.” RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Uncategorized Memorializing Mandadi Uncategorized Ted Koppel emphasizes the importance of objective journalism Uncategorized Previously, on SGA: Rejected Resolutions LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Please enter an answer in digits:15 + five = Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.