No matter what the event, it’s safe to say that the most important aspect of Fiesta San Antonio is the delicious grub.   At least, I think so. The problem is that there are so many events to attend and opportunities to stuff myself to the brim that I often get too confused and discouraged and just stay home. So, to avoid anybody else encountering this problem, here is a list of the top five best...

Move aside “Breaking Bad,” “The Sopranos” and “The Simpsons” because there’s a new top dog in the house and it goes by the name of “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.” The new brain child of comedy legend Tina Fey has swallowed up the Netflix bingeing population and spat them out new and invigorated. The 13-episode first season, which had its Netflix debut on March 6, has met critical acclaim because of its good writing, edgy content and...

Between Kristen Wiig and Shia LaBeouf, it seems like all the cool kids are doing one thing: dancing in nude leotards and blonde wigs while singer-songwriter Sia belts in the background. It seems that every time Sia is invited to perform, she finds a new celeb to metaphorically strut his or her stuff and make me fall in love with chandeliers and elasticity all over again.  I’m so interested in who will be onstage next...

If there’s anything I’m an expert on, it’s the first thirty pages of “Fifty Shades of Grey.”  That is why I am completely qualified to write about my steamy preparations to see the movie this sexy Saturday night. So strap on your reading eyes and feel free to safeword yourself out of this article because here’s every arousing thing you’ll need to do to get ready to go see the cinematic masterpiece that will go...

Since I started living in a dorm, the spaces in my brain that used to be filled with “how to use a television” are now filled with more important pieces of information like “how to just eat the Easy Mac powder” and “how to hold my head under a sink so I never have to actually take a shower.” Because of this, I have stopped watching a lot of television shows and have instead started...

On the quiet morning of Monday Jan. 26, tragedy struck South residence hall. In the midst of my highly important shampoo/conditioner cycle, the shower faucet creaked, spouted brown water and went dry. I stood there, vulnerable to my surroundings, waiting for a spray of water to begin once again. None came. After scraping the bubbles out of my hair with stagnant water that had been in my electric kettle for two weeks, I checked my...

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The time is 10:30 p.m. and I am sitting in my silver two- door Jeep Wrangler.  It’s a whopping 45 degrees outside with a slight yet effectively bone-chilling drizzle panging against my small windshield. My car vibrates from the bass notes playing at the almost-too-hip joints, which glow from their multicolored neon signs lining the St. Mary’s strip. One particular joint stands out  most from my particular point of view in the shadows. It is...

Last Wednesday, the fourth season of American Horror Story came to an anticlimactic end leaving all viewers wondering one thing: what’s next. Every season the show takes place in an entirely new universe, with different monsters, locations, and characters, but keeping a core cast. Because of criticisms involving the repetitiveness of past seasons and the conclusion of Jessica Lange as a leading lady, show producer Ryan Murphy has promised a total reinvention of the show....